52 Vows of Friendship:
1. I promise as long as I am alive, you will never suffer alone. 2. I promise to answer the phone at 3am. 3. I promise to tell you when I get home safe. 4. I promise to never lie to you. 5. I promise to tell you if I fall in love with you. 6. I promise to write at least one poem about you. 7. I promise to celebrate all your milestones with you. 8. I promise to grieve with you so you never have to carry it alone. 9. I promise to work things out with you. 10. I promise to remember that friendships, like all relationships, take work and 11. I promise not to abandon ours if it starts to take work. 12. I promise to pick you up from the side of the road when you’ve hit rock bottom, as many times as you need. 13. I promise to always have a warm, soft place for you to sleep if you need it. 14. I promise to never judge you. 15. I promise to be angry on your behalf when people treat you like shit. 16. I promise to be accountable if I’m ever the one treating you like shit. 17. I promise to listen to you. 18. I promise to punch that guy in the face for you. 19. I promise to give you book recommendations for every mood. 20. I promise to cook your favourite food for you when you’re sad. 21. I promise to swim naked in the ocean with you (if you want). 22. I promise to never forget to say ‘I love you’ because I know we’re going to die one day and it’s important. 23. I promise to hold your hand when you have to do something scary and 24. I promise to remind you that you can do something scary. 25. I promise to remember small details about you. 26. I promise to call you in when you’re being unkind. 27. I promise to never laugh at anything you’re afraid of. 28. I promise to understand you as best as I can. 29. I promise to show up when you need me. 30. I promise to not screw up your hair if you ask me to dye it for you. 31. I promise to remind you that you can do better. 32. I promise not to judge you if you take back your shitty ex for the 100th time 33. I promise to trust your intelligence 34. I promise to help you take nice pictures of your butt to send to your crush. 35. I promise to be a soft place for you to land when everything hurts. 36. I promise to remind you to take your meds. 37. I promise to weather your nervous breakdown with you. 38. I promise to visit you in the hospital and bring you all your favourite things. 39. I promise to laugh with you. 40. I promise to send you things that make me think of you. 41. I promise to cry harder at your wedding than you do. 42. I promise to help you through your breakups. 43. I promise to help you move out of their house. 44. I promise to help you pick a very stupid name for your dog. 45. I promise to knit you sweaters. 46. I promise to tell you when the hot butch at the bar is checking you out. 47. I promise to talk to her for you if you’re too scared. 48. I promise to let you help me even though I have shame about asking for it. 49. I promise to be your designated driver. 50. I promise to help you come to terms with your feelings, especially the scary ones. 51. I promise to always use harm reduction with you when you’re in crisis. 52. I promise to keep all my promises.